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"If you must know, when I was three, Fred turned my - my teddy bear into a dirty great spider because I broke his toy broomstick."
This seems like a rather advanced piece of transfiguration for a five year old, which Fred would have been at the time, especially considering he wouldn't have had a wand at the time.
Although, it's possible that he didn't do it strictly on purpose. It isn't unheard of in the Harry Potter universe for young children to do things on accident when they are angry or scared.
Also, I would like you to take this moment to appreciate how very much I love this series, because oly true love is able to care so much about something so ridiculously irrelevant.
"If you must know, when I was three, Fred turned my - my teddy bear into a dirty great spider because I broke his toy broomstick."
This seems like a rather advanced piece of transfiguration for a five year old, which Fred would have been at the time, especially considering he wouldn't have had a wand at the time.
Although, it's possible that he didn't do it strictly on purpose. It isn't unheard of in the Harry Potter universe for young children to do things on accident when they are angry or scared.
Also, I would like you to take this moment to appreciate how very much I love this series, because oly true love is able to care so much about something so ridiculously irrelevant.
I'm coming out of lurkdom to let you know this made me laugh my arse off because it's a) hilarious and b) completely and totally true.
ReplyDelete5 stars.